Softly Torturing Me

Haven't you noticed that the best killjoy depiction of all time is not balloon popping but a man on a briefcase and that suit. It's true when they say, 'It's all fun and games until someone brings a briefcase.' Point is, we shouldn't suit up! Speaking of games, I am soooo excited to Watch UFC 102 live. Counting down now! WHoo!

True Intuition

I am not stupid! I will never be fooled! And why was I able to say that? Because there is an upcoming event. And I know we are all looking forward to it. Who wants to watch UFC 102 Live with me? I want someone to accompany me. Someone who will not fool me! I have grown wiser now!

Icebreakers

Me: This is crappy!

J: Yeah, I know. Ugh!

C: Dears, of course it's all shitty and crappy, everybody poops.

For the record, that was the funniest we had tonight. It was starting feel awkward to spend the night with new people in McDonald's. I'd been looking forward to watching UFC all night. And the time is just slowing down for us all. Good thing I found a place to watch the UFC 101 Fight Video. Yey for 24-hour fastfood chains!